As promised click here and you can download “The 🐂 💩 Abolisher Cheat Sheet” with no email opt-in required.
You might be wondering why I would do that?
I’m supposed to try and squeeze your email address out of you so that I can spam you like hell right?
Here’s the cold hard truth…
Until I help you can create the time, you’ll never have the time {that’s required} to do Social Media properly.
So I figure if I do a good job of helping you create that time when you’re ready to kick ass on Social Media, the person that you’ll want to show you how to do that will be me 😎
As the cheat sheet suggests, I’m all about abolishing 🐂 💩 so the email opt-in thing is gone.
However, if you want to ensure that you never miss out on the killer 🐂 💩 Abolishing tips that I regularly send to my email list {there’s some examples below} then you might want to sign up anyway 👇
We’re suspicious little f#ckers us humans so what you’ll be thinking right now is…
If I join Beanie’s email list, what’s going to happen next?
Will he jump out through my phone {odds are that’s what you’re on} and try to sell me something right now?
So you know exactly what you’re in for I’ll show you the last three emails that I sent out to my list.
And I have a club where you start doing that {using Social Media Constructively} which is the highly expensive price of $1.00 per month
Here are the emails… {as you can see it’s real high pressure stuff} 🤣
Email One
Hey {{ subscriber.first_name }}
Would it be crazy of me to think that you’d be wanting to set up an online store 🤔
The platform that I use for my online store is called Selz. I use it because it’s so easy to use.
They have a deal at the moment where if you try a paid plan {starts $17 per month} we both get a $30 credit.
So you can try it out for a minimal outlay and cancel if you don’t like it.
But I’ll do you an even better deal… {for obvious reasons I can’t do this for everyone}
The first 6 people that Message Me I’ll help you set your store up this Sunday between 9am – 11am. {It’ll be at The Pool Cafe in Peregian Springs}
Just say I want to do the Selz thing in the Message, and I’ll get back to you within a few hours.
Speak Soon
Can you pass “The Chug Test” 🤔 What is “The Chug Test” 👇
“And honestly, it’s the most productive approach to a business meeting I’ve come across… Well, at least up to the 1st/2nd beer 😜”
Joel Clements
“No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.”
― P.T. Barnum
Email Two
Hey {{ subscriber.first_name }}
The first thing people usually say to me when I sit down with them for a beer – coffee is…
I see your stuff everywhere online, you must live on Social Media?
My reply is…
I spend less time on there than you do, I just have systems so that I use it constructively. {I created and uploaded 95 videos in January alone with a little help from Artificial Intelligence.
Usually, they scoff, so I tell them to pull their phone out, and we compare screen time.
I haven’t been wrong yet 🙂
How I do it is revealed in this short LinkedIn 🎥
And if you think you can beat me on the Screen Time thing, call me out in the comments.
Be warned – my best week was down to 25 minutes – and the average person spends 2 – 3 hours per day on Social Media, on their phone.
Can you pass “The Chug Test” 🤔 What is “The Chug Test” 👇
And honestly, it’s the most productive approach to a business meeting I’ve come across… Well, at least up to the 1st/2nd beer 😜
Joel Clements
No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.
― P.T. Barnum
Email three
Hey {{ subscriber.first_name }}
There’s a brilliant video online called “The Talk that Broke the Internet” by Simon Sinek. It’s not Millenial bashing, but it raises some extremely interesting points.
One of them being participation awards 🏅 which is just one of the things that generations – X {this is me} – Y – Boomers love to use to bag Millennials.
Here’s the ironic part but…
All too often I see business owners on Social Media {generations – X {this is me} – Y – Boomers} thinking they deserve a 🏅 Participation Medal just for turning up on Social Media 🥉
So I called them {and myself} out on it in my latest episode of…
The 1% Effect – How to get 37 Times Better @ Social Media in just 365 Days 🥳 🎉 🍻 🥂 🤘
I would love to know what you think
Be warned – unless you’re really looking to up your game on Social Media {I’m talking to myself here as well} it won’t be what you want to hear 🙉 🙈 🙊
But I’d be doing you a disservice by not sharing it with you.
Take it and use it to make it a great weekend 🏖️
Speak Soon – Beanie
Can you pass “The Chug Test” 🤔 What’s “The Chug Test” 👇
“And honestly, it’s the most productive approach to a business meeting I’ve come across…Well, at least up to the 1st/2nd beer 😜”
Joel Clements
“No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.”
― P.T. Barnum
So now you know…
My sneaky hidden motivation for creating this sheet for you.
I want to start you on your journey through the five levels of Social Media Mastery 👇
And the place that you start is with the 🐂 💩 Abolisher Cheat Sheet
That’s because you can’t do Social Media Properly, until you have the time to do it.
If you have integrity nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters
Harvey Mackay – Author of five New York Times Best Selling Books
The 🐂 💩 YouTube Abolisher Playlist
Think of it as Netflix for Savvy Business Owners that want to fill their minds with Good 💩 instead of 🐂 💩